Pilgrim’s Keyboard

January 6, 2010


Filed under: Hopefully Humorous — pilgrimskeyboard @ 8:52 pm

During an impassioned sermon on death and facing judgment, the
visiting evangelist said forcefully, “every member of this church is
going to die and face judgment.”  Early on in the sermon he noticed a
gentleman smiling on the front row.
The minister kept pushing his theme, “Every member of this church is
going to die.”  The guy smiled even more while everyone else in the
congregation had a very somber look.  In an effort to get through to
the guy, the preacher repeated it several more times forcefully, “EACH
Each time the phrase was repeated, the man smiled more.  This really
got the preacher wound up and he preached even harder.  The man still
smiled.  The preacher finally walked down off the platform to stand
just in front of the smiling man and shouted, “I SAID EACH MEMBER OF
At the end of the service the man was smiling from ear to ear. While
everyone else was looking pretty grim from the prospect of entering
eternity, the man seemed quite happy.  After the service the preacher
jumped down off the platform and worked through the crowd to find the
man.  Pulling him aside, the preacher said, “I don’t get it. Every
time I said, ‘Every member of this church is going to die,’ you were
laughing.  I want to know why you did that?”
The man looked the preacher square in the eye and said confidently,
“I’m not a member of this church.”  |  (James Merritt)



1 Comment »

  1. ba-dump-bump! Thank you, thank you, good night now you’ve been a wonderful audience. Tip your waitress, drive safely!

    Comment by Digital Publius — January 7, 2010 @ 2:20 pm | Reply

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